Sunday, March 18, 2007

What's your fine?

My fine is $365! What's yours?

This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each offense and added up your total fine. When you are done, post a comment starting "My fine is $....." You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. The most you can have is $1205.......

1. Smoked pot -- $10
2. Did acid -- $5
3. Ever had sex at church -- $25
4. Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
5. Had sex with someone you met on Internet --$25
6. Had sex for money -- $100
7. Ever had sex with a lover of different ethnic background -- $20
8. Vandalized something -- $20
9. Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
10. Beat up someone -- $20
11. Been jumped -- $10
12. Crossed dressed -- $10
13. Given money to stripper -- $25
14. Been in love with a stripper -- $20
15. Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
16. Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
17. Ever drive drunk -- $20
18. Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
19. Used toys while having sex -- $30
20. Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
21. Went skinny dipping -- $5
22. Had sex in a pool -- $20
23. Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
24. Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
25. Cheated on your significant other -- $2
26. Masturbated -- $5
27. Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $35
28. Done oral -- $15
29. Got oral -- $5
30. Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
31. Stole something -- $10
32. Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
33. Made a naughty home video -- $15
34. Had a threesome -- $50
35. Had sex in the wild -- $20
36. Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
37. Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
38. Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
39. Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
40. Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
41. Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
42. Went streaking -- $5
43. Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
44. Been arrested -- $5
45. Spent time in jail -- $15
46. Peed in the pool -- $50
47. Played spin the bottle -- $5
48. Done something you regret -- $20
49. Had sex with your best friend -- $20
50. Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
51. Had anal sex -- $80
52. Lied to your mate -- $5
53. Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up and Title it..."My Fine Is..." Then post a comment.

6 Comments:

At 12:14 AM, Anonymous weez said...

$457

 
At 11:46 PM, Anonymous Lester Bangs said...

$0. But if number 51 refers to my anus, then $80.

 
At 10:47 AM, Blogger Boom Shaka Laka said...

Dang...mine is 470. I never thought it would be that high. It might make me look a little on the "bad" side but whatever...

 
At 9:16 PM, Blogger Mush said...

My fine is $682. Although in my defense I think cheating on someone is much worse than sleeping with someone of a different ethnic background.

 
At 7:09 PM, Blogger My Bigos to Your Caipirinha said...

$415

 
At 11:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

my fine: 747 !!!! i'm not bad...i'm just drawn that way ;)

 

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