Space Cadet wishes you a....
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This will probably be my last post of 2005. Wanted to thank all my friends, family, random readers and stalkers. Space Cadet will return in 2006 after her adventures to the next dimension.... or, umm Canada.
On my planet, everyone has a 3-minute attention span. So it was hard to adjust to Earth, where beings retain thoughts for long periods. I graduated from an institution where beings sat in front of rectangular plastics and attended meetings where an older being spoke in front of younger, dirtier ones. For fun, they consumed alcohol, shook in crowded, humid rooms and touched each other's privates. Luckily, I work with smaller beings now, who have the same attention span as me.
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