On my planet, everyone has a 3-minute attention span. So it was hard to adjust to Earth, where beings retain thoughts for long periods. I graduated from an institution where beings sat in front of rectangular plastics and attended meetings where an older being spoke in front of younger, dirtier ones. For fun, they consumed alcohol, shook in crowded, humid rooms and touched each other's privates. Luckily, I work with smaller beings now, who have the same attention span as me.
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You May Be a Bit Schizotypal ... |
A bit odd and socially isolated. You couldn't care less of what others think. And some of your beliefs are a little weird. Like that time you thought you were Jesus. |
posted by Dev @ 6:51 PM
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dude this is so you.
although I have to admit there was a time in my life where people called me jesus...but I think I told you about that before.
man, i'm laughed way to hard at that...
it means that someone tagged celeb pics with fortune cookie lines.
apparently i'm "antisocial and with boatloads of charm" and look just like tony soprano (who by the way is a Rutgers Alum and I saw his caddy in an accident in the NB)
passionate and colorful, lol, that makes you sound like a glade plug in.
-anik
addendum, the funny thing about james galdofini's crash, a 75 yr old drunk in an 85 skylark swiped him, all but the escalade were ok
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