Tales of a lost space cadet: A Confession

Tales of a lost space cadet

On my planet, everyone has a 3-minute attention span. So it was hard to adjust to Earth, where beings retain thoughts for long periods. I graduated from an institution where beings sat in front of rectangular plastics and attended meetings where an older being spoke in front of younger, dirtier ones. For fun, they consumed alcohol, shook in crowded, humid rooms and touched each other's privates. Luckily, I work with smaller beings now, who have the same attention span as me.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

A Confession

Something to get off my chest.....

I got a Shamrock Shake the other day. Yes, the kind from McDonald's. i did it. I broke the boycott.

One dollar to McDonald's means one dollar to the racist Star and Buc Wild show. I know, I'm a hypocrite. But its soooo hard to be socially concious 24/7.

I'm an adult and i weighed my choice. I knew that one milkshake wasn't gonna make a huge difference, and the Shamrock Shake IS seasonal (only available during St. Patrick's Day season.) And it's soooo good! Think cool milkshake version of an Andes chocolate mint. Yummy :)

Please pardon me for my sins.

1 Comments:

At 1:37 PM, Anonymous said...: Actually, $1 to McDonalds is more like $0.0000001 to Star and Buck Rogers [or whatever the hell there names are.] So cheer up! Of course, I'm pretty sure McDonalds milkshakes are made from the same material as the cups they're served in, but that's a matter for a different post.
-J

Tales of a lost space cadet

Thursday, March 17, 2005

A Confession

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